My name is Matty Bridge, I have the most amazing girlfriend in the world. I love the Bills, the Bandits, the Sabres, and my passion is the Boston Red Sox. Seriously if you love the Red Sox I'll love you. I'm from Buffalo, New York, ask me anything you want
it makes me really uncomfortable that 12am comes before 11am
let’s file this under things that I was not fully aware of until a text post happened
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain